Gonorrhea Lectim-Public Health Alert

This is very important. We need to stop the spread of this disease.


Gonorrhea Lectim: A Looming Public Health Crisis

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible
obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted
it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the
past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness
is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug
just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in
2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such
behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually
wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states have already taken action. Virginia, New Jersey,
and Massachusetts have demonstrated the effectiveness of Votemout
with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Other states are still
engaging in the risky behavior described above and need help in removing
their craniums before it is too late.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you
really care about.