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While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program
with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the
solution. I am sure that you have heard the idea that, if you’re a
senior, you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need
any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford
to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for
your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let’s
take care of the young people. After all, they will be… Continue

Dear Mr. President:
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I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
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We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
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We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
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I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I… Continue

Nevada Sen. Harry Reid Faces Mutiny at Home in Health Care Debate
Posted 16 minutes ago Read all 0 comments 0 raves Recommend This Pelosi barely delivered health care reform out of the House, by just three little hairs on her chinny-chin-chin, in a liberal love fest that belied how close the vote actually was. Can Majority Leader Harry Reid duplicate Pelosi's success in the Senate and deliver a health care reform bill that Obama will sign into law?

Conservative crystal balls predict, “No way, H… Continue

From da Mailbag.

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke elo… Continue

This Economy Is So Bad that...

I opened the mail and found a pre-declined credit card.

I ordered a Whopper at Burger King and they asked me, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's now play miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

The bank returned my check marked "Insufficient Funds" and I had to call them to ask if they meant me or them.

Stock in Hot Wheels is trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is selling a quarter-ouncer.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Beverly Hills paren… Continue